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The Jeweler’s Lament; Or, Why Make Food Fly?

Sunday • May 15th 2022 • 10:25:06 pm

The Jeweler’s Lament; Or, Why Make Food Fly?

Sunday • May 15th 2022 • 10:25:06 pm

I really wanted to create,
something that fancy people won’t hate.

But I only came up with sausage earrings,
each with tiny delicate wings.

Which is sooo bad... that it is good,
I came up with an original idea, as I should.


But why would anyone wear such strange things,
after all why the heck would food need wings.

I wanted to invent something unique,
a piece destined to become an antique.


Previously I created a pug tag,
an invention that guarantees a doggy bag.

I suppose that where the sausage comes from,
so as far as sanity, this idea has some.

But that sausage was for a little big pup,
and today, I wanted to move on up.


Yes, I will create the flying bratwurst,
for all the ideas I had - it certainly isn’t the worst.

And I must make a matching necklace too,
but this is not, a breakthrough.


The question remains,
what do fancy people wear on their golden chains.

It sure be nice to create a series,
something shiny but extremely mysterious.


Classy miniature artifacts from ancient past,
surely that would make for a keepsake that would last.

But that is already made by an ancient artist,
so this idea is also not the smartest.


For all the shamncy,
I just wanted to create something new and fancy.

Alas, all smart things that come to mind,
have already been designed.

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