There is no normal way

to say:

To me, of course,

a Deer is like a little horse.

Since I like them a lot,

I had a wonderful thought.

I'd grab my phone and go,

take a photo.

I had to bicycle from my driveway,

all the way out to the highway.

And since they eat dinner at eight,

I had to hurry as not to be late.

(read super fast)

I arrived just on time,

hit the brake, stopped on a dime.

Got my phone out,

did a little turnabout.

And click... click, click, click,

didn't even need a selfie stick.

Say hello,

perfect photo.

And I took a few more,

just to be sure.

I really had a ball,

so decided I'd upload them all.

On my way back,

I had a little snack.

And pondered my rhyme,

to finish my poem on time.

I rate my adventure as ten out of ten,

"will do again"